kierthos | An oldie but a goodie

We like bitching. We like hearing about people bitch, we like seeing people bitch, we like reading about people bitch. After all, if you can't complain about something, the next best thing is seeing/hearing/reading someone else complaining. Bitching is non-denominational, knows no colour-boundaries, isn't sexist, and applies equally to every age group. Bitching is done by the highest of the high and the lowest of the low, although the topics vary. It's damn close to a universal sport (right after soccer), and will no doubt be an exhibition sport in the Olympics before too long. I can see it now... the 200m "fuck off". Topics to be chosen by a panel of independent judges. Sub-categories can include the "I don't care what the facts are, here is my point." and the "Random swearing" endurance trials.

My god, it sounds so beautiful....

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Depending on the rules...the Germans, Russians, and all Arabic-speakers are heavily favored for medals because of the basic phonetics of the languages.

That was the reason for the first French bronze medal. The competition rules stated that all bitching must be done in English.

The reason they didn't win that time is that the second round of bitching was "The main course for dinner tonight is snails."

An oldie but a goodie

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