To get the record straight

[kierthos]

Did the University of South Carolina Gamecocks (yes, that's their real team name) win the College World Series? Why yes.

Do I live in South Carolina? Why yes.

Do I, in fact, live across the street from the University of South Carolina? Why yes.

Do I still not give a fuckery about college sports? WHY YES.

There. That's settled. Now if people will stop asking me how I'm planning on celebrating the win, that would be fucking awesome.

Comments

[jdack.livejournal.com]

I get that crap around here from random strangers any time U of O or OSU have their stupid "civil war" football game.

"Hey man you know what the score of the game is right now?"

'what game?'

"!@??DHWHQAL!# WHAT GAME???"

etc.

[mithras.livejournal.com]

Once, when I was on the USC campus (the one in Los Angeles, not South Carolina), I was looking for some friends, and couldn't find them.

But there was all sorts of stuff going on, all over the campus. So I asked a kid, "What's going on?"

His reply, "Homecoming. You must be a professor."