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So I watched Hitman tonight.
It's pretty much a train wreck of a movie. I mean, it's possible it could be worse, but only if Uwe Boll was directing.
That being said, I have actually only one complaint. If, as set forth in the movie, there was a shadowy organization training assassins from birth, what dumbass thought it would be a cool idea to have them have barcodes tattooed on the backs of their heads?
I mean, come the fuck on. I'm willing to buy, for the sake of suspension of disbelief, that they're all highly trained and blah blah blah.... but if there is a Rule 1 of being a professional assassin it's DON'T GET NOTICED.
It's pretty much a train wreck of a movie. I mean, it's possible it could be worse, but only if Uwe Boll was directing.
That being said, I have actually only one complaint. If, as set forth in the movie, there was a shadowy organization training assassins from birth, what dumbass thought it would be a cool idea to have them have barcodes tattooed on the backs of their heads?
I mean, come the fuck on. I'm willing to buy, for the sake of suspension of disbelief, that they're all highly trained and blah blah blah.... but if there is a Rule 1 of being a professional assassin it's DON'T GET NOTICED.
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As a video game movie, it was fantastic. Just, given the bar is set so low.
And it did stay somewhat true to the games in a way.
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