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kierthos ([personal profile] kierthos) wrote2010-03-30 01:24 am
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Writer's Block: Search for intelligent life

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Christ, I hope so. And I hope it gets here soon. Nothing would fuck with the religious preconceptions of humanity like alien life showing up and proving that mankind isn't alone in the universe.

I mean, really. Imagine the spin the Catholic Church would have to apply in order to make that shit work.

Popenfuhrer: God created us in his image. We are his sole creation....

Booming Alien voice: PEOPLE OF EARTH. WE GREET YOU.

Popenfuhrer: Bwuh?

Booming Alien Voice: IMMA LET YOU KNOW, YOU TRY AND FUCK ANY OF OUR KIDS, AND WE WILL VAPORIZE YOU.