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Things I'd like to see
1) A U.S. President who can pronounce "nuclear" the correct way. (No, it's not nookyalur, you inbred fucking moron.)
2) The grimacing, severed heads of Osama bin-Laden and Saddam Hussein.
3) Rollins kicking the shit out of The Ataris.
4) Don Henley handing Rollins a bat to finish the job.
5) The Pittsburgh Steelers win the Super Bowl four times this decade.
6) The Yankees perform like greased dogshit for 6 years, no matter how much money is funneled to them.
7) A burning crater where the MS head office is.
8) A fifth season of Farscape.
9) Gary Coleman elected governor of California. (Arnold would be mildy amusing, but Coleman would be hilarious. Electing Larry Flynt would merely show that a majority of the voters were stoned out of their minds on some exceptional weed.)
10) Any FOX news reporter to say, on a live broadcast, "Fuck it, I can't stand working for this bullshit factory any more! I quit!"
11) Al Franken vs. Rupert Murdoch in a steel cage death match. And by death match, I mean two men enter (well, 1.5 when you consider what a fucking pussy Murdoch is), one man leaves.
12) A severe and cruel beating delivered to Jack Valenti. And then they can swing by the RIAA offices and deliver the same. And then to the Sci-Fi channel's offices and do the same for their program directors.
13) Scare Tactics getting canceled and Shannon Doherty having to do hardcore porn in order to survive.
14) A sequel to "Pirates of the Carribbean" that equals or exceeds the original.
2) The grimacing, severed heads of Osama bin-Laden and Saddam Hussein.
3) Rollins kicking the shit out of The Ataris.
4) Don Henley handing Rollins a bat to finish the job.
5) The Pittsburgh Steelers win the Super Bowl four times this decade.
6) The Yankees perform like greased dogshit for 6 years, no matter how much money is funneled to them.
7) A burning crater where the MS head office is.
8) A fifth season of Farscape.
9) Gary Coleman elected governor of California. (Arnold would be mildy amusing, but Coleman would be hilarious. Electing Larry Flynt would merely show that a majority of the voters were stoned out of their minds on some exceptional weed.)
10) Any FOX news reporter to say, on a live broadcast, "Fuck it, I can't stand working for this bullshit factory any more! I quit!"
11) Al Franken vs. Rupert Murdoch in a steel cage death match. And by death match, I mean two men enter (well, 1.5 when you consider what a fucking pussy Murdoch is), one man leaves.
12) A severe and cruel beating delivered to Jack Valenti. And then they can swing by the RIAA offices and deliver the same. And then to the Sci-Fi channel's offices and do the same for their program directors.
13) Scare Tactics getting canceled and Shannon Doherty having to do hardcore porn in order to survive.
14) A sequel to "Pirates of the Carribbean" that equals or exceeds the original.
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13) Scare Tactics getting canceled and Shannon Doherty having to do hardcore porn in order to survive.
Well I like Scare Tactics, but the Shannon idea is not without it's merits...
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This is not a science fiction show. It doesn't need to be on this channel. And while we're at it, stop showing the goddamn slasher flicks and go back to showing good sci-fi. Put Farscape re-runs back on. Show "The Invisible Man" series again. Do another "Ultraviolet" marathon.
No... we get "I Know What You Did Last Summer" and "Faking Shit With John Edwards".
bah...
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