Funny. I've been wondering if it's possible to somehow reverse the polarity of the mindfuck generation field of incredible annoyance caused by my stupid college kid neighbors constantly playing guitar hero with the bass at full volume, and use it to destroy them.
Hmm, well I don't have those things, but I could easily pull off showing up with a shotgun in hand, reeking of whiskey and looking like I hadn't slept in a week.
The shotgun might get you in trouble with the law.
Now, I know what you're thinking... well, if the shotgun would get the police on my ass, wouldn't the chainsaw? Oddly enough, that depends on your jurisdiction. In a lot of places, merely walking or holding a non-running chainsaw is not actually a crime. In some places, you can walk down the street while holding a chainsaw that is idling. (Now, the instant you rev that sucker, there's a whole host of laws governing that.... Of course, the police may take a dim view regardless....)
Seriously, though, ask politely (even without the use of props). It couldn't hurt.
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While wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw.
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That could work too.
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Now, I know what you're thinking... well, if the shotgun would get the police on my ass, wouldn't the chainsaw? Oddly enough, that depends on your jurisdiction. In a lot of places, merely walking or holding a non-running chainsaw is not actually a crime. In some places, you can walk down the street while holding a chainsaw that is idling. (Now, the instant you rev that sucker, there's a whole host of laws governing that.... Of course, the police may take a dim view regardless....)
Seriously, though, ask politely (even without the use of props). It couldn't hurt.
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Already have. They had some god-awful rap up so loud the other night it felt like the DJ was sitting in my living room with me.
Fuckin' kids, eh.
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