It was Satan behind the whole thing!

[kierthos]

U.S. salmonella outbreak count hits 666 people sickened

Comments

[jdack.livejournal.com]

The Dark Lord Lucifer's evil plan was to contaminate peanuts.

Where's John Constantine and why didn't he see this coming?

[egearman.livejournal.com]

In England where he belongs, drinking single malt whiskey.



And looking, nor acting, anything like Keanu Fucking Reeves.