From the bachelor files

[kierthos]

You know it's time to clean out the fridge when the label on the salad dressing says "Ranch" but it looks like "Thousand Island".

Comments

[jdack.livejournal.com]

Or when you don't recall having bought blu-cheese and then realize it was a stick of butter.

[gothiqroze.livejournal.com]

eeeeew get it out get it out get it OUT!

[kierthos.livejournal.com]

Heh... actually, it is really Thousand Island. But I was cleaning out my fridge and noted to myself that it would be kinda funny (in a bachelor sort of way) if it fit the characteristics above.