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kierthos ([personal profile] kierthos) wrote2008-06-03 01:02 am

So I had this idea

Imagine a burger joint, where in addition to the normal entries on the menu, you also had this:

"Whatever we feel like burger" - No guarenteees on it at all. It could be a burger with everything on it, it could be quadruple onions and mustard. Hell, it might be a burger patty and a bun and nothing else. Once in a blue moon, it could be a chicken sandwich.

I'm not sure how well it would go over though. Probably not well amongst those with no sense of humor.

[identity profile] mithras.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
If it was relatively inexpensive and guarenteed meat, then it might work.

[identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, there'd be a minimum of burger and bun. Everything else is up for grabs. Like, if someone brought in some bell pepper that day, there might be bell pepper on it. Or Gray Poupon. Whatever.

[identity profile] mithras.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
And edible. So people don't put ground glass or something in there.

[identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
This may be midly sociopathic, but it's like I would want to get sued.

[identity profile] halaku.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'd buy that for a dollar.

[identity profile] kierthos.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
One burger, extra wasabi and head cheese!

[identity profile] kostika.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'd totally buy it. But I'm a freak and menus shouldn't be based on whether I'd buy something because I'll eat anything at least once and sometimes twice jsut to be sure.