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So I'm watching TV a few hours ago
Yeah, I said I don't watch much TV, but it's Monday night.... what the hell.
Anyway, I'm sitting on the couch and all of a sudden I hear this "thump" from the direction of the living room windows. I look over, and swear to God, there is some kind of bug that is at least 4 or 5 inches long clinging to the outside screen. Luckily, I have screens. Even more luckily, the window was closed too.
Then, this one bug, this one fucking insect, proceeds to make some loud, screeching sound. The sound is loud enough to drown out the TV, and it's one goddamned bug. A minute later, it detached itself from my window screen and flew off.
I'm guessing it was some kind of mutant giant cicada or something, but I'm not ruling out alien invaders or some sort of government project to develop super-insects.
Anyway, I'm sitting on the couch and all of a sudden I hear this "thump" from the direction of the living room windows. I look over, and swear to God, there is some kind of bug that is at least 4 or 5 inches long clinging to the outside screen. Luckily, I have screens. Even more luckily, the window was closed too.
Then, this one bug, this one fucking insect, proceeds to make some loud, screeching sound. The sound is loud enough to drown out the TV, and it's one goddamned bug. A minute later, it detached itself from my window screen and flew off.
I'm guessing it was some kind of mutant giant cicada or something, but I'm not ruling out alien invaders or some sort of government project to develop super-insects.