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kierthos ([personal profile] kierthos) wrote2003-05-13 01:34 pm

This week's stupid-ass lawsuit brought to you by...

Oreo Cookies!

Dear fat-ass lawyer,

Maybe if you hadn't been enjoying Oreos for most of your life, you wouldn't have so much to worry about. Sure, Trans-fats can be bad. Whoopty-do. So is eating a bag of Oreos every day. They could be made of pure vitamins and eating that much would be bad for you.

On a positive note, the feds have thrown out the "obesity" suit against McDonalds.