"Hi, I have this 15 page Pagemaker file I need printed, which I have thoughtlessly saved as 8 different files! Oh yeah, and there are some other Pagemaker files on the CD I don't need, and I don't remember which ones are which, so can you open every single one?"
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Me: Do you need this printed double-sided or single-sided? Moron: Uh, single-sided. *print copy* Me: Here you go. Moron: Uh, I need this double-sided. Me: You realize you're paying for both copies. Moron: What? Why?
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*phone rings* Moron 2: When do you close? (Before I can even tell them that they've actually called Kinko's.) Me: We're open 24 hours. Moron 2: But when do you close? Me: (again) Ma'am, we're open 24 hours. Moron 2: I mean, are you closed at nights, like the one at Harbison? Me: *beats receiver against counter* (yes, I actually did this) Moron 2: What was that? Me: I was beating the receiver against the counter. Moron 2: Why? Me: Well, it works to stop record players that are skipped. Moron 2: Huh? Me: Ma'am, we are open nights. We are open days. We are open 24 hours. The next time we close, barring accident, fire, flood, or robbery, is Thanksgiving. Moron 2: Well you don't have to sound so snotty. Me: *click* (yup, hung up on them.)
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or....
Me: Do you need this printed double-sided or single-sided?
Moron: Uh, single-sided.
*print copy*
Me: Here you go.
Moron: Uh, I need this double-sided.
Me: You realize you're paying for both copies.
Moron: What? Why?
or....
*phone rings*
Moron 2: When do you close? (Before I can even tell them that they've actually called Kinko's.)
Me: We're open 24 hours.
Moron 2: But when do you close?
Me: (again) Ma'am, we're open 24 hours.
Moron 2: I mean, are you closed at nights, like the one at Harbison?
Me: *beats receiver against counter* (yes, I actually did this)
Moron 2: What was that?
Me: I was beating the receiver against the counter.
Moron 2: Why?
Me: Well, it works to stop record players that are skipped.
Moron 2: Huh?
Me: Ma'am, we are open nights. We are open days. We are open 24 hours. The next time we close, barring accident, fire, flood, or robbery, is Thanksgiving.
Moron 2: Well you don't have to sound so snotty.
Me: *click* (yup, hung up on them.)