I am not making this up

[kierthos]

Guy needs to use the fax machine last night, to send some paperwork to a long distance number.

But, you see, he has to ask if he has to type in 1 and the area code first.

Oh, it gets better. After he's done, he stands out by the register that has the placard in front of it that clearly says "May we help you at another register?" He's practically leaning on the placard. For five minutes.

Blonde jokes are not limited to the female of the species.

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[egearman.livejournal.com]

"But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever." - Ron White