I'm still the only person I know to "ruin" a night of gaming with one line.
"They wouldn't let me ride in the little car. Well, I'll show them. I'll show them all!" - uttered at the beginning of an RPG game by my character, Lunatik, the insane clown. (And this was back in 1993 or 1994, way before I ever heard of ICP.)
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There was also the tommygun, being fired at a group of Nazis, while on the unicycle, while riding backwards down a flight of stairs.