AFK

Have to go punch paparazzi inna face.

Texas, seriously, WTF?

Because that tampon might just go off in a politician's face, and we don't want that.

The potentially crazy fuckers with the handguns are fine, though.

And another entry in the "Asshole" log

Yeah, maybe we should file criminal charges against Obama for not enforcing that thing we don't want him to enforce and want to get rid of.

Because clearly, this is the best use of his time.