Happy Birthday

Nikola Tesla

Show of hands

Who wasn't shocked by Zimmerman not taking the stand in his own defense?

*raises hand*

It was only a matter of time

South Carolina led the way... well, no not really, there was Newt Gingrich before this, but I digress.

South Carolina led the way by showing that a caught in the act philandering fuckhead like Mark Sanford could be re-elected to political office.

And now, Eliot Spitzer is trying to prove that really liking high-priced call girls shouldn't be a barrier to further political ambitions.

Fuck it. Whatever.

So..

Remember that nutbar who was going to lead an armed march on D.C. back on the 4th?

Well, it turns out that the march didn't happen. A shocker, I know.

Regardless, said nutbar managed to get himself arrested.