....okay

Guns for everyone! Guns for our water! If our water doesn't have guns, how will it protect itself?

It is ironic to note that he's all for a federal registry when it's the government's guns....

Damnit...

Looks like Mark Sanford won the election. It seems that the people of SC District 1 would rather elect a lying philanderer and make the state a laughingstock again, than take a chance of electing a Democrat.