This seems familiar

Syria's ambassador to Iraq has defected, saying (and I paraphrase) "Fuck this noise."

Hrm... a Brigadier General last week. An ambassador this week. I think we're only going to see an uptick in defections and general unassing of the area.

Yep, he's trustworthy.

Mitt Romney says he left Bain Capital in 1999. Or 2003, when he was still the sole shareholder.

A difference of four years. It's so confusing.

.... yeah

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A Christian and a Muslim walk into a hotel

and say, "Stop showing porn in your hotel rooms." And the manager says, "What is this, a joke?"

Do what is right as a matter of conscience? Okay, how about not giving into the the dictates of religions? How's that?