You know what? Fuck all y'all

So, in the wake of President Obama deciding he's cool with gay marriage, we have the following drivel.

From Franklin Graham (the son of Billy Graham): Obama has 'shaken his fist at God'.

Apparently, however, God is smoking a fat bowl of reefer, because he hasn't sent a tidal-wave/hurricane/Hulk to smash D.C. yet. Yes, the "We LOOOOOOOVE JESUS!" empire of Billy Graham wants your money you to hate the gays, like all good Christians should.

And from Bristol Palin (you remember her, the daughter of the woman who didn't finish her term as Governor of Alaska/ex-VP candidate/drag on the ticket... so in other words, she's already two-thirds of a has-been): In a blog post titled, “Hail to the Chiefs – Malia and Sasha Obama,” the daughter of former presidential candidate Sarah Palin suggests that the reason for Obama’s change-of-heart was caused by his daughters watching too many episodes of television show ‘Glee’.

Yes, in fact the daughters of President Obama are in fact, such an influence on national policy that it should come as a shock to no one that the national symbol of the bald eagle has been replaced by Fluttershy. (Bronies may now rejoice.)

Ahem...

Dear Franklin Graham and Bristol Palin:

FUCK. YOU.

That is all.

That's it, Romney, backpedal faster

Romney: While I'm not in favor of same-sex marriage, I'm okay with allowing same-sex couple to adopt kids. By that I mean, I'm in favor of acknowledging that most states allow it. Please don't ask me any more difficult questions.