Yeah, that could be bad

Huge rogue European satellite spotted hurtling through space.

The Decepticon Soundwave was quoted as saying "Look, just because it's a communications satellite that's gone all wonky, you can't blame this on me. It's not always a Decepticon plot."

Teens continue to prove that they are resourceful knuckleheads

No, seriously, you can totally get wasted on hand sanitizer!

Remember the good old days, when teens would just break into their parents' liquor cabinet?

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So, I bought Legend of Grimrock off of Steam. And it will not fucking run. And I have no idea why.