uh huh

Trump doesn't want wind farms anywhere near his Scottish golf course. Someone needs to let him know that they won't be generating wind, and therefore, there is no additional danger to his toupee.

Of course, Trump had no problem bulldozing the area to put in a golf course, but a wind farm? THAT'S TACKY!

Heh

Last night, I was leaving for work, and in the lobby of the building, I hear someone at the back entrance say (jokingly) "What's the password?" (They were talking to someone else, because there's no way they saw me from where they were.)

I yell out "Swordfish!"