Kids, this is your new mom... err sister

Okay, so remember that millionaire who adopted his adult (42 years old) girlfriend as his daughter? (No, not Woody Allen) So, it's pretty obvious to anyone with a functioning brain that this is his attempt to keep some/a lot of his money from being lost in a civil suit. (Said civil suit is the result of this drunken asshole hitting another car and fleeing the scene, leaving the victim to die in a canal.)

Well... his actual kids have weighed in on this whole thing, and they've said "We don't like new mommy sister, and we want the adoption nullified."

I have a new reason to hate Valentine's Day

I want chocolate, but not the Hershey Bar kind, and I refuse to pay a 25-50% markup because the stuff comes in a heart shaped box.

AND WHO THE FUCK WANTS ALMOND CHIPS IN THEIR CHOCOLATE? REALLY? (No, seriously, those are nasty.)

On the plus side... after Tuesday, those same boxes of chocolate will go on sale.

Indeed

This sounds familiar

Employees of a Rupert Murdoch owned newspaper (well, tabloid) have been arrested. This time it's bribery instead of phone hacking, though.