Ah, so... no Cthulhu then?

FOX "News" fucks up. (a shocker, I know) Russian scientists at Lake Vostok are not missing, and have not been out of communication for days.

Hey, guess what's not major news?

The Nevada Republican primary is today. But because Romney is predicted to win by 25 points over Gingrich, it isn't really news. It's nowhere near the white-knuckle event that was Florida, or the "oh shit, Gingrich is going to win a state" that was South Carolina.

Still, I have to wonder how Gingrich will whine about this one.