Yeah, probably going to be down to three soon

Rick Santorum is taking a break from campaigning in Florida because he can't afford it.

Florida is an expensive state to campaign in, I'll grant you that. But I'm not the least bit sorry that his ass is likely to be kicked into third or fourth place in Florida. He's polling third right now, but a lack of presence in the state might relegate him to fourth.

Gingrich or Romney will come in first, of course. (Romney has a non-quite double-digit lead in the latest polls, so....)

*snort*

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For those who don't know, the wild-haired jackass is an 'expert' who appears on the History Channel describing how all sorts of ancient events were done/sponsored by/ordered by aliens. He is to actual history what Dane Cook is to actual comedy.