Okay...

SCOTUS rules that religious employees of a church cannot sue for employment discrimination.

Mind you, I think that SCOTUS, once again, fucked up here, because it seems to bar suing based on any sort of employment discrimination (including race). But it's not exactly a shocking ruling.

heh

Pope meets with reptilian visitor.

This just in

43.3% of those polled think that God has nothing better to do then help a shitty quarterback.

See? It's shit like this that makes me feel good about being an atheist.

I mean, if God did exist (and had the standard qualities of omniscience and omnipotence), you'd think there would be better things that he could do.

"Hey, I could return all kidnapped people to their families."

or

"Hey, I could remove all mines from civilian areas."

but no, it's apparently "Hey, let me help a quarterback who can't manage to throw a spiral most of the time win games."

Of course, I'm a bitter man, and most importantly, rational. At least, rational in that I don't ascribe Tebow's work to some invisible sky dude.

uh huh, yeah, right

One aircraft carrier strike group is already in the Arabian Sea, and another is on it's way there, but it has nothing to do with Iran.

Uh huh. Sure.

I quote Bill Hicks:

Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do as we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!

Now, look. I'm not that big of a liberal... if Iran closes or even attempts to close the Strait of Hormuz... well, they have to know it's going to lead to an ass-whipping. But our own government has a second carrier strike group heading to the Arabian Sea, and it's not about Iran? WTF? Did Bahrain start some shit that no one's heard about yet?