You've got to be kidding me.

So a touch of something last week was taken care of through the use of antibiotics, but now I have a slight sore throat? Oh, this better not be the start of something new.

.... okay

I can see it now. Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Green-Grocer.

Or, "Smite the O Lord, for this is what they call fresh vegetables?"

Oops?

Bachmann, Santorum, and Huntsman are not going to be listed on the Virginia primary ballot. Because they couldn't get enough signatures.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it's really not going to matter.