You know, some retirees don't know what to do with their lives

87-year-old man arrested with over 200 pounds of cocaine.

I'm surprised this one took this long

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not surprised

Paul Ryan says "You're a poor student, so fuck you."

well, fuck

Not only does Herman Cain lead in the latest CBS poll, Rick Perry is down to 6%.

As time goes on, more and more people realize that Perry is not the way to go. And I laugh.

Mind you, they also have a poll of Tea Party supporters, and Cain's lead is even fucking higher there. (Rick Perry manages a whopping 7% with them.)

You know, people keep telling me I'm not a bad person

But when I read about a terrorist shitbag going on a hunger strike, all I can think of is "Fuck it. Let him starve."

What a shock

Rick Perry's 'flat tax' plan is not flat, would fuck poor people over, and give tax breaks to rich people.