So...

That park that the New York "Occupy Wall Street" protesters are hanging out at? The one that was supposed to be cleaned today? Well, as it turns out, that's not happening, at least not yet. It also turns out that the owners of the park have received $700,000 in government cheese money since 9/11. Some of it through corporate shenanigans.

Of course, they needed the $700,000. What with being an $8 billion corporation with 2500 employees.

So that's where he got it

Herman Cain's 9-9-9 tax code is also the default tax settings in SimCity 4.

Oh yeah, right.

Remember folks, this time next week is the Rapture. Honest. Harold Camping couldn't possibly be wrong again, could he?

(The answer, by the way, is "Fuck yes, he is wrong again.")