wait, what?

Republicans push for a balanced budget amendment.

Why do I think they're pushing for it, only to torpedo it on some flimsy excuse, just so they can say the Democrats aren't serious about the deficit?

It wouldn't be DragonCon without

the obligatory "Field Guide to Geeks".

Of course, he leaves out the important warning: "HOLY JESUS, THE ENTIRE AREA SMELLS OF CON FUNK".