.... okay

New Arizona law allows for private donations to build a border fence.

They're hoping to get $50 million in donations. I find it slightly ironic to note that if the privately-funded wall allows advertising on it, they'd probably have $50 million by the end of the week.

ooooops

TSA failed to detect knife in carry-on bag.

Oh well, I feel much safer now that we have the TSA feeling up people.

Hanging him out to dry?

News Corp. has stopped paying the legal fees of the private investigator who was implicated in the hacking scandal.

You know, I really want to see this bite them in the ass... like the investigator just throws them under the bus for this shit.

Well, holy shit

Obama backs bill to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act.

And cue the "BUT JEEEEEEZUS..." response in 5... 4... 3...