Let's hear it for the computer virus

The "Shrek" computer virus let 30,000 people join an exclusive dating site without going through the arbitrary, bitchy, snide approval process.

Attention Verizon users

Verizon's unlimited data plan goes away in two weeks.

Schadenfreude tastes like candy!

Newt Gingrich's finance team realizes "Oh shit, we're working for Newt Gingrich" and quits.

You know, at this rate, he's not going to make it to the Iowa primary to come in last place there.