What's the problem here?

Pope denounces disintegration of European families.

I mean, really, it's a fifth level spell. Most arcane casters aren't going to be able to cast that more then a handful of times a day, and that's assuming that they don't take any of the other fifth level spells. And frankly, a well trained group of Swiss guards should be able to deal with evil wizards.

The Pope's just getting uppity that clerics don't get nearly the press wizards do.

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Sony Nintendo says US server breached, no data lost.

Meanwhile, Sony continues to have a bad time of things.

Having solved all other crimes in Orlando...

Police arrest three people for illegally feeding homeless people.

You know, on one hand, I can understand the concern. There are a couple homeless guys who come into the store on rare occasions who give me the willies. So, yeah, having crowds of them in public parks.... I could see where people would get nervous about that.

On the other hand.... they were feeding homeless people. Come the fuck on. Is there no other crime going on in Orlando? Surely there are some actual crimes happening that the police could look into?

The more you motherfucking know

...actually, that's not in the Bible.