Coming to a completely unsurprised courtroom

BP is suing TransOcean, Cameron International and Halliburton over the Gulf oil spill.

Somehow, I don't think he'll get the nomination either...

Former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson announced that he's running for President.

Let's see... he's for legalization of marijuana, gay marriage, and pro-abortion rights. And he thinks the defense budget should get cut by 90 percent.

Not a chance in hell. *sigh*