Phone problem resolved. (maybe)

Okay, so the battery is holding a charge now, and I've been reminded how to turn it back if it goes from completely dead to charged (look, I threw away the manual, okay?), so we'll see.

On the plus side, if I do have to get a new phone (because not even Wal-Mart carries the fucking batteries), I have a $150 credit towards a new phone provided I meet certain other criteria.

Why? WHY?

Michelle Bachmann to join SC Governor Nikki Haley at a Tea Party Rally on April 18th.

And where will this be taking place? Why, a block away from where I live.

Edit: And in possibly an even worse idea than walking around dressed up as Jesus on "Rapture Day" is walking around the tea party rally, dressed up as Jesus, holding a sign saying "Forgive them O Lord, for they are completely full of shit."