WHAT

According to Rick Santorum, abortion is responsible for Social Security failing.

Yeah... it has nothing to do with the Social Security fund being systematically looted since at least the Reagan years.

Once again, it came from the D&D game

Early during the last game session (on Monday), the doorbell rang, and it turned out to be missionaries.

Now, I wasn't the one answering the door (Jason, the guy who lives there did), but everyone at the gaming table could hear pretty much everything that was said by the missionaries.

And you know, right after they mentioned Jesus Christ, I really should have gotten up and said "I'm already here, but thanks for telling them about me."

The other missed opportunity came when we realized that Jason should have told them, "No, I'm not interested. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to killing demon cultists."

*sigh*

NASA is only going to try and get Spirit going again for one more month.