Based on the weather forecasting websites

I'm not going to have a white Christmas.

Big shocker there.

Bad news for Englandistan

ALL PORN WILL BE BLOCKED.

To pwotect da childwen.

(Basically, under this plan, the ability to look at porn would become 'opt in', which is completely failsafe and unable to be manipulated by anyone smarter then an average British adult. Ever. Trust them.)