This doesn't require a college degree

So there are new washing machines in the building, see?

$1.25 per load of laundry. And there are five slots in the little tray that you load money in. Simple logic says "Hey, use five quarters."

All three washing machines (and one dryer) are currently out of service because some fucking morons are putting nickels in there. (Dimes would not block the coin trays, you see.)

And the Whitman campaign says.... oh fuck.