On the heels of the DoD accepting openly gay people into the military

Troops discharged for being gay try to re-enlist.

At least three so far, that is. Of course, one of them was told that 'there were no slots available for former Marines who want to re-enlist' and that he'd be notified if something came available by January, and another was turned away from an Army recruiting station by staff sergeants who professed ignorance of the DoD decree.

I'm not shocked at that. Rampant shitheadism will remain in some parts of the military.

You've doomed us all!

They lived, only to face a new nightmare - the war against the self-replicating Legos!