DAMN YOU ALZHEIMER'S!!!

I have forgotten the abstruse combination of commands and button mashings in order to play a DVD on my television. (No, it's not just 'insert DVD and press play'.)

Remember...

You have the right to remain silent, but you have to say that you want to remain silent.

Which really, saying "I am remaining silent." is the legal version of "This page intentionally left blank." By saying it, you break your silence, but you affirm your right.