Okay, this one takes the cake

Many of us have read the stories about how the Pope, back before he was Pope, stalled at least a couple cases of the Catholic church dealing with paedophiles within their ranks.

Here's another one: A California priest who was convicted of child molestation and asked for his own defrocking remained a priest for five and a half years afterwards.

But remember, this is all petty gossip trying to bring down the church, and such allegations are analogous to anti-Semitism.