Writer's Block: Search for intelligent life

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Christ, I hope so. And I hope it gets here soon. Nothing would fuck with the religious preconceptions of humanity like alien life showing up and proving that mankind isn't alone in the universe.

I mean, really. Imagine the spin the Catholic Church would have to apply in order to make that shit work.

Popenfuhrer: God created us in his image. We are his sole creation....

Booming Alien voice: PEOPLE OF EARTH. WE GREET YOU.

Popenfuhrer: Bwuh?

Booming Alien Voice: IMMA LET YOU KNOW, YOU TRY AND FUCK ANY OF OUR KIDS, AND WE WILL VAPORIZE YOU.

*snort*

In the comments section of an article on those 'Hutaree' wingnuts who got arrested, I saw someone refer to the crucifixion of Jesus as "Suicide by cop".

(No, I'm not going to link it. The computer has rebooted since then, and I can't be bothered to find the article again. Besides, that was the high point among the comments.)