Got rid of one homeless guy (Floyd) coming into the store every damn night, and now we have another one. Well, technically two, as Leroy never stopped coming in, but Leroy only stays a minute or two, and really doesn't bug me that much.
The new one, I have dubbed "Mushmouth", after the Bill Cosby character. While both Floyd (who is not missed at all), and Leroy are both missing substantial numbers of teeth, they still manage to talk coherently. "Mushmouth", who is also missing substantial numbers of teeth, never mastered that, it seems. Or the art of keeping food in his mouth while chewing. (Honestly, cleaning up dog crap in the store that one time disgusted me less then cleaning up half-chewed Snickers bars.)
Or, for that matter, the art of knowing when I'm going to call the cops on him. I mean, really, I've told him repeatedly that he can't stay in the store, and then he goes and falls asleep in the store? Yeah.....
I can only hope he gets the hint.
And yes, while I am a bastard, I do feel sorry for the guy. But I can't have homeless people sleeping in the store or constantly coming in and trying to bum change off of people. But there are homeless shelters not that far away from here.
The new one, I have dubbed "Mushmouth", after the Bill Cosby character. While both Floyd (who is not missed at all), and Leroy are both missing substantial numbers of teeth, they still manage to talk coherently. "Mushmouth", who is also missing substantial numbers of teeth, never mastered that, it seems. Or the art of keeping food in his mouth while chewing. (Honestly, cleaning up dog crap in the store that one time disgusted me less then cleaning up half-chewed Snickers bars.)
Or, for that matter, the art of knowing when I'm going to call the cops on him. I mean, really, I've told him repeatedly that he can't stay in the store, and then he goes and falls asleep in the store? Yeah.....
I can only hope he gets the hint.
And yes, while I am a bastard, I do feel sorry for the guy. But I can't have homeless people sleeping in the store or constantly coming in and trying to bum change off of people. But there are homeless shelters not that far away from here.