Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen!

You have to love the tone of this article.

The movement’s guiding theme, Dianetics, leaves a sour taste in the mouth of rationalists, and sounds for many, more like something that diabetics should avoid. Now it seems the newish Australian prime minister has come to a similar conclusion.

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It's everyone else's fault but mine! Hoffman continues to be a dickhead about losing.

Seriously people, help me out here. Who was the last Democrat to complain this much about losing? Al Gore?

*retching noises*

I'm torn between saying it would never happen, it would be a slam-dunk victory for whoever the Democrats ran, and running out into the street, screaming and ripping at my eyes.

Jesus, Bill and Opus from the Meadow Party would be a better choice.