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Not the brightest of ideas
Nov. 14th, 2009 03:09 pmCaffeinated alcohol? What a wonderful (and possibly illegal) idea!
Okay, the FDA is looking into oh, about 30 products of the "caffeinated alcohol" variety, but I have to wonder.... WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A BRIGHT IDEA?
What, did some marketing weenie go "Hey, we sell booze. But you know, getting hammered, it just isn't enough. Let's add something that will make people twitchy as well. That will sell well to our trendy young-adult audience!"
Here's one variety of it...
It's Red Bull with booze! It's vodka and Jolt cola! It's... pretty fucked up.
Okay, the FDA is looking into oh, about 30 products of the "caffeinated alcohol" variety, but I have to wonder.... WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WAS A BRIGHT IDEA?
What, did some marketing weenie go "Hey, we sell booze. But you know, getting hammered, it just isn't enough. Let's add something that will make people twitchy as well. That will sell well to our trendy young-adult audience!"
Here's one variety of it...
It's Red Bull with booze! It's vodka and Jolt cola! It's... pretty fucked up.