Dear news media

Yes, yes, I get it. Michael Jackson is dead.

CAN YOU PLEASE REPORT ON SOME OTHER FUCKING NEWS INSTEAD?!

[WoW] Oh boy....

One of the new items being added to Engineering is the "Goblin Welding Beam", which can be used to heal mechanical mobs, at a rate of 700 damage a second, for 10 seconds on a two-minute cooldown. It has 30 charges, and is completely worthless.

You see, if it's an Engineering-created mechanical mob, it doesn't last long enough to be healed, as they're typically only out for a minute, can easily be one-shotted, etc.

But, ahah, you can heal siege engines with it! That makes it useful, right?

WRONG!



Yay! We get a new item that sucks monkey ass!