So...

In the commercials for M&Ms, they have the two large M&Ms who walk and talk.

Does this make anyone else think that the M&Ms you eat are screaming as you eat them?

Like, a red M&M is falling out of the bag into your hand, and it's yelling at it falls "Sheila! I'll love you forever! Hide in the back of the bag!"

that's not normal

For lunch I blew up a can of chili.

No, seriously.

Okay, check it. Campbell's makes this decent microwaveable chili. It's not the best in the world, but it works for a quick lunch. So, I peel the metal top off, put the plastic lid back on, double check how long I need to nuke it for, and actually set the timer on the microwave correctly, and start it up.

Then, I pop back into my room to check something. I'm gone from the kitchen maybe for 30 seconds when I hear "THUMP" followed by "THUMP THUMP".

WTF?

Go in, and check the microwave. The can of chili apparently in a fit of uneven heating, walked itself from the center of the microwave over to the back right corner and exploded. (For anyone who cannot grasp what I mean by an inanimate object walking across a surface, please place an uneven load in a top-loading washing machine, turn it on, and observe.) I spend the next five minutes cleaning chili out of the microwave.

The next can of chili, however, behaved itself.