I swear

if there were a Dunkin' Donuts or a Krispy Kreme here in the downtown area, they would make a fucking killing. Of course, you still can't get a two-piece and a biscuit without driving at least two miles away from the statehouse.... explain that shit.

Oh, this should just be a barrell of laughs

The Pope is going to address the whole priests fucking altar boys sex scandal during his visit to the U.S.

Why do I picture an MSTing of this being on YouTube within 24 hours of the event?