I hate doing laundry

Not so much because I hate clean clothes or anything. Gods, no.

I hate hauling dirty clothes to the laundry room in this apartment building and paying $5+ every time I want clean clothes for another couple weeks. I hate how the laundry machines are positioned so you really can't have two people in the laundry room at the same time. I hate how the washers are so small that I have to break up any normal sized load into two smaller loads. (Ironically, the dryers are normal goddamned sized, so both loads of whites will go in one dryer.)

I want a regular sized washer and dryer. And I want a house to put them in.