So apparently Tom Cruise is a moron

You already knew that. Between bouncing around Oprah's set, espousing his Scientology-brainwashed belief that psychiatric drugs are worthless and that pschiatry itself is a "Nazi Science", he's trying to show the entire world that he is bat-shit crazy.

It gets better. Now he's claiming he was William Shakespeare in a past life.

Way to go, Tom. Go out on a limb there and claim that you were someone who is probably in the top ten of favorite "who I claim I was in a past life". Right up there with Cleopatra, Napoleon, and King Arthur, no doubt.

You know, I'm waiting for some entertainment reporter to finally have enough of this grinning bullshit artist, and start verbally bitchslapping Tom-boy in the middle of one of the ongoing gushing commentaries on Scientology.

"Mr. Cruise, one last question. You do know that Scientology was created by a bad science fiction writer whose wife, among others, was arrested for attempting to infiltrate the IRS, don't you?"

"Mr. Cruise, what about the clam? The happy little clams?"

"Mr. Cruise. Xenu? Teegaack? We're supposed to buy this crap?"

"Mr. Cruise, one last question. If Scientologists believe in reincarnation, where the screaming fuck is Hubbard then? He kicked off in 1986, so how long does it take?"