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Experts: Youngsters Trying Riskier Stunts
Hey Dude, want to surf from the top of a car? Get a head rush by cutting off the blood supply to your brain? Not risky enough yet? How about juggling chainsaws?
I'm not exactly sure when a segment of the younger population became raging morons, but in a way, I approve. I want them to do these insanely stupid things now, get it out of there system, possibly die, and thereby remove themselves from the population and breeding pool. The last thing I want is for some of these morons to pass their obviously retarded genetics on.
NASA Plana Launch Even if Problem Recurs
Mission astronauts heard to say "Motherfucker say what?!"
Here we have a problem, the cause of which no one at NASA can identify. I mean that. One of the quotations from the article is 'engineers still don't know exactly what caused it'. Mind you, they're only going to go through with the launch if the only problem is those specific fuel gauges, but it's still got to be a bit more nerve-wracking for the astronauts then the normal 'sit on top of volatile flammable liquids and get hurled into orbit' missions.
But we do have to press on into space. Got to beat those nasty Commie bastard Soviets... wait... they're gone. Got to beat those nasty Commie bastard Chinese... wait, they've done one orbital launch. Oh yeah, got to keep the space thing going since that walking turd of a President thinks there's oil on Mars. That's it.
Hey Dude, want to surf from the top of a car? Get a head rush by cutting off the blood supply to your brain? Not risky enough yet? How about juggling chainsaws?
I'm not exactly sure when a segment of the younger population became raging morons, but in a way, I approve. I want them to do these insanely stupid things now, get it out of there system, possibly die, and thereby remove themselves from the population and breeding pool. The last thing I want is for some of these morons to pass their obviously retarded genetics on.
NASA Plana Launch Even if Problem Recurs
Mission astronauts heard to say "Motherfucker say what?!"
Here we have a problem, the cause of which no one at NASA can identify. I mean that. One of the quotations from the article is 'engineers still don't know exactly what caused it'. Mind you, they're only going to go through with the launch if the only problem is those specific fuel gauges, but it's still got to be a bit more nerve-wracking for the astronauts then the normal 'sit on top of volatile flammable liquids and get hurled into orbit' missions.
But we do have to press on into space. Got to beat those nasty Commie bastard Soviets... wait... they're gone. Got to beat those nasty Commie bastard Chinese... wait, they've done one orbital launch. Oh yeah, got to keep the space thing going since that walking turd of a President thinks there's oil on Mars. That's it.